Will Dee

Saw this snippet on a site I frequent:

A semi-armless teenager who acted as getaway driver on a jewellery heist, driving at 100mph during a police pursuit “despite needing somebody to change the gears for him”, has escaped jail, the Telegraph reports.

John Smith, 18 – who has no arms below the elbow – was in charge of a Ford Focus during the robbery of Ernest Jones in Hempstead Valley shopping centre near Rainham, Kent, on 17 December last year.

In my sick little mind, all I can see is the cops after they catch him…

“Cuff hi…Oh, never mind…”

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